OK, after a few episodes off, and almost a week delay (damn you, Brussels, damn you to hellllll!!!), here they are!
Appropriate Facebook status updates:
is high-fiveing a million angels
was a GE woman for one week of corporate espionage at Revlon
is preserving the perfect American accent in case of nuclear war
knows money can't buy happiness -- it is happiness
is leading a disastrous monkey escape
is no more than 6 sigmas from perfection
wants a hot bowl of noglak
is not a cool kid
is shotgunning a pizza
Inappropriate Facebook status updates:
is lesbian Frankenstein
always forgets you used to be poor
feels like Hitler... in Germany
has told you this before -- your Nana is an idiot
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