1:30 - "Everyone's so boring!" Clearly the solution is tequila shots while wearing sombreros.
2:30 - Another Vinnie-Snooki hookup! It's kind of sad and also kind of sweet. And The Situation does not look good in the B&W cam.
3:30 - "It's like putting a watermelon in a pinhole. Don't say anything." I'm sure the secret won't be filme... Well, whatever.
5:15 - Jenni apparently is angrier at Sammi than Ronnie. Because, clearly, the sleazebag isn't the problem.
7:00 - "I'm done with it. I'm done." I know exactly what you mean. And the power ballad only makes it worse.
8:30 - Sneaky move by the Situation to "clean" as a cover for his eavesdropping. Well, more instigating than eavesdropping.
10:00 - You know why J-Woww is great? She can get indignant about being accused of writing a letter THAT SHE ACTUALLY WROTE.
12:30 - MTV needs a new rule -- no sober confrontations. The hilarity is way better with booze. Then again, the censor's beep finger is probably cramping as it is.
14:45 - "I'm shady?" Let's see, you've been hooking up at the club, then coming home at night, professing love to get some, then repeating as necessary. And then denying it. That's a solid Nixon on the Shady Scale.
17:45 - What kind of idiot meets a woman followed by a camera crew getting the VIP treatment and buys her drinks?
19:30 - More importantly, why does the Situation need to eat, smoke and change before hooking up?
21:00 - "So, um, I got a taxi for you, baby." I like the direct approach, I need to focus group this in Germany.
23:00 - "Grocery shopping is horrible" -- that's a keeper there, fellas!
26:00 - It's really amazing how useless the women are. No cleaning, no cooking, at least Snooki has been giving Vinnie some.
29:30 - Whining to your boyfriend on the phone -- that's gripping TV!
31:00 - Nice work by Sammi to suck up to Angelina, who couldn't wait to tell. Does this mean the Jenni-Sammi fight is finally happening?
33:00 - "With this spray tan, this chain, and this fitted [cap], how can she not [want me]?" Vinnie has summed up the guido ethos in one question.
36:15 - "In Miami, if you have to think about it, it's probably a trannie." It seems like this is not good for the Situation's brand.
37:00 - "You want to go to the bathroom to dance?"
38:00 - Wow. I guess semi-sober Ronnie is the pro at sleeping one off.
39:30 - Has anyone else noticed that Angelina sounds like Rick James when caught being a bitch? "She was talking shit about Pauly! ... I never said she was talking shit about Pauly!"
Verdict - Had the Jenni-Sammi fight happened this week, it would have gotten a B. But instead, it gets what is becoming the standard:
C-
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