1:30 - Guess what! MTV is starting with, and this is a shocker, repeating the footage from last week, but not as a "previously on..."
2:30 - That was sweet! First Sammi & J Woww went for the hair, then after being pulled apart, they decided to go into punches. I'd have to say it was worth the wait. The best part? Ronnie claiming it was Vinnie's fault.
3:30 - Ronnie: "What am I? ****ing stupid?" I'm going to go with "yes".
5:00 - J Woww goes after Ronnie, armed only with a plate. Probably for the best that Vinnie stepped in to stop it.
7:30 - Ronnie gives some tips on interpreting body language: "I pushed him, to be, like, yo, you should've minded your business." I missed a few "bro"s in there, but you get the gist.
8:45 - "The is the best accomplishment I've had in a long time, to literally kick the shit out of Jenni". That should look good on your résumé! Also, unless you consider hair extensions "shit", I think you need to learn what "literally" means.
12:30 - Angelina's clueless pseudo-boyfriend shows up in a suit to give her a watch. Yet isn't getting any. It's kind of sad, but also why I make it one of my cardinal rules of dating to NEVER buy anything for a woman on an MTV reality show UNLESS I'm getting some.
14:30 - Let's hope that Ronnie and Sammi are done fighting and we can get back to drunken debauchery.
16:15 - Poor Vinnie. He somehow expects his retarded housemates to see and care that Angelina is a complete manipulative bitch. He's such a sweet kid.
19:45 - Poor No Way José. If your date wants to go meet up with her friends instead of going to your place, you, mi amigo, are getting played.
21:30 - Does "real" mean "insane"? Because that's the only explanation for Angelina saying "I'm the realest friend you have." Actually, that's not fair. It could also mean "two-faced".
24:30 - So, Pauly and the Situation are the only ones to have figured it out -- they don't get involved with housemates' drama, but they make sure to be there for reaction shots, and they try to get as much action outside the house. Vinnie just isn't quite there.
25:30 - "Ron's MacGuyver." More MacGruber, but whatever. Though it is impressive -- he treated her like dirt, and she blames the messenger.
27:00 - An exchange.
- Vinnie: "What do you do here?"
- Woman: "I work at Hooters"
- Vinnie (to the camera): "Classy girl"
28:30 - The most shocking statement of the show -- Snooki saying "I'm not hungry". But it led to J-Woww describing it thusly: "Moaning, 'What's your last name?' Moaning, 'Do you have any kids?', Moaning, 'Do you live far from here?', Moaning, 'Do you like to cuddle?'" That's just sweet, beautiful drunk talk.
32:30 - "Basically, I'm the kind of girl that when a guy tells me to behave, I do the opposite." BIG surprise from Angelina there.
36:00 - Apparently calling a guidette "Mami" is the worst turn-off ever. Also, if it's a smush, you need to put lotion on your butt.
39:00 - Apparently Angelina's hate for Vinnie isn't as strong as her need to piss off No Way José. Remember "Vinnie is ****ing ugly"? Now it's "Vinnie is cute, I don't care."
Verdict: Not bad! A return to drunken fun, and, not coincidentally, a departure from the Ronnie-Sammi crap. Let's hope it continues as the ladies pass Vinnie around like a guido vibrator!
B+
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